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about me
----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- my name is hansel (IPA: hænsᵊl), after owen wilson's character in zoolander, and if you're reading this just know you are very lucky to know this information because it's actually kind of embarassing. i'm fine with any pronouns as long as i know you're referring to me.

istj-t or intj-t, i always swap between them. 5w4, autistic, generally neurotic, plagued with brainrot. enjoyer of older media. i like to read, watch, listen, and learn.

if you'd like to see me in the wild, i have a handful of socials. i'm billygnosis on letterboxd, amadeusamadeusamadeus on airbuds, kaplowing on instagram, and billgatespinkpill on discord. you can find my spotify and steam accounts through my discord profile. dm me for my nintendo profile, i have a few depending on who's asking.

i don't use the word "kin" because i'm not super serious about it, but i'm like literally some characters. the list includes adrian veidt, wolfgang amadeus mozart (amadeus), eli cash, camille desmoulins (a place of greater safety), and chas tenenbaum. as a complete joke i also like to associate myself with historical figures, particularly william iii of england, arthur wellesley, duke of wellington, and frederick the great.
What is this? A center for ants? How can we be expected to teach children to learn to read... if they can't even fit inside the building?